EVERYBODY LOVES A CLOWN

Review of My Reunion To Do List

Start diet......... Started and stopped too many times to count!
100 sit-ups daily until July 31........... Right LOL!
Get face-lift ......... Short on cash after paying exorbitant amount for reunion!
Do arm exercises .......... It is hopeless; the bat wings are here to stay!
Make list of high school memories to discuss at reunion .......... See below.
Dye hair .......... I read that hair dyes are carcinogenic.
Restart diet ............... See above.
Get tummy tuck – Scratch the sit-ups ............. I cannot afford it - short $45.
Try to find list of high school memories ............. For what was I looking?
Try to remember what was on the first list .......... I have been robbed!
Make a new list of high school memories to discuss at reunion .......... Maybe tomorrow, I am mentally exhausted.
Buy an outfit with long sleeve to cover flabby arms – Scratch arm exercises .......... Not a chance. It is 90 degrees outside!
Get fake nails and eyelashes ........... I have become low maintenance. It seems like more work than it is worth.
Buy teeth whitening strips .......... Done
Wear a jacket to hide sagging boobs ............. It will be too hot!
Try to find second list of high school memories .......... Huh, let’s get real!
Get face waxed to remove beard & moustache .......... I reconsidered. I am not into pain.
Look in the mirror and see the new me .......... Impossible, all mirrors have been removed from my house!
Pick self off floor .......... I was down there throwing a temper tantrum over my failures!





Wear a nametag – No one will recognize me, I barely do!............... And I will be disguised as a clown.

Thanks Anna - and you Loook Mah-vel-ous