Reunion To Do List
Start diet
100 sit-ups daily until July 31
Get face-lift
Do arm exercises
Make list of high school memories to discuss at reunion
Dye hair
Restart diet
Get tummy tuck – Scratch the sit-ups
Try to find list of high school memories
Try to remember what was on the first list
Make a new list of high school memories to discuss at reunion
Buy an outfit with long sleeve to cover flabby arms – Scratch arm exercises
Get fake nails and eyelashes
Buy teeth whitening strips
Wear a jacket to hide sagging boobs
Try to find second list of high school memories
Get face waxed to remove beard & moustache
Look in the mirror and see the new me.
Pick self up off of floor
Wear a nametag – No one will recognize me, I barely do!
-Anna
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2 comments:
AH HAH HAH Anna - I love this....though some of it hits a bit too close to home. Should we have a two-part name tag with "before / after" pics?
Some hit WAY too close to home! Very very cute!
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